The Democrat Philosophy / The Republican Philosophy
(c) 2004, Mike Barkley

• The Democrat philosophy : How may I help you?
• The Republican philosophy: I've got mine.
  
  
• The Democrat philosophy : Together, we help ourselves
• The Republican philosophy: Together, we help ourselves to whatever we can get
  
  
• The Democrat philosophy : You work, you contribute to the economy, you deserve protection
• The Republican philosophy: You work, you work for me, I deserve protection
  
  
• The Democrat philosophy : Opportunities for our young people
• The Republican philosophy: Opportunities for your young people . . . in Iraq
  
  
• The Democrat philosophy : Unemployment is bad
• The Republican philosophy: Unemployment keeps wages down and our profits up
  
  
• The Democrat philosophy : You deserve respect
• The Republican philosophy: I deserve respect, I paid for it
  
  
• The Democrat philosophy : Tolerance and compassion
• The Republican philosophy: Tolerance and compassion (Ha! suckers!)
  
  
• The Democrat philosophy : Truth, Justice, and the American Way
• The Republican philosophy: Truth, Justice, as long as it's My Way
  
  
• The Democrat philosophy : Freedom for all under a fair Constitution
• The Republican philosophy: Constitution Schmonstitution.
  
  
• The Democrat philosophy : War is evil
• The Republican philosophy: War is making me rich!
  
  
• The Democrat philosophy : A respected member of the international community
• The Republican philosophy: Are you a foreigner? You look like a foreigner.
  
  
• The Democrat philosophy : A leg up
• The Republican philosophy: A leg broken
  
  
• The Democrat philosophy : Merry Christmas!
• The Republican philosophy: Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?
  
  
• The Democrat philosophy : Jesus
• The Republican philosophy: Pontius Pilate

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--Mike Barkley, 161 N. Sheridan Ave. #1, Manteca, CA 95336 (H) 209/823-4817
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